Pagerank - Anonymous Says:

I’m desperate for google to update the pagerank of my sites, I want to sell em!

High Priority - ScreenPrintGuy Says:

Would like to say to customers who email me that contrary to popular opinion, flagging an email with the red exclamation point high priority doesn’t mean I will read yours first by any means!!

If anything I will respond last.

Don’t wait until last minute!

You wouldn’t cut in line at the supermarket would you?

Well maybe some would.

Mondays - Anonymous Says:

I hate Mondays, clients have been hassling me since 8am this morning and I dont start work until 9am

walkout - Anonymous Says:

I attended a meeting last week and the CEO made a racist comment about the girl serving the drinks, to her face I just walked out and lost a big contract, but I feel safe in the knowledge my principles are good.

Overpaid - Anonymous Says:

I client has overpaid me, he has paid my invoice twice.

I could do with the money but I feel awful about being devious and deceitful… I don’t know what to do.

I Won! - AnnieM Says:

I just won an iPad, I’m so excited!

I hope its a real competition and it actually arrives

Plants - Anonymous Says:

One of my clients just called me to tell me he has no real way of paying the invoice I sent, but….. wait for it… he grows many types of plants and trees and is willing to bring some over for my garden instead of payment.